The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).
"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."
by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017
Get the choking on LANmug. When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
by Neeomboo March 27, 2019
Get the Choking the burritomug. by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017
Get the Art-a-chokemug. by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018
Get the choke handsmug. to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.
Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.
by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006
Get the choking-the-bishopmug. A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment
so named because these sandwhich will choke you
so named because these sandwhich will choke you
by kow_heman May 15, 2005
Get the choke sandwichmug. The act of choking a women with her consent while she performes a masturbation ritual on herself with her hand flat and moving back and forth abrutptly, like a DJ would spinning a record.
by UCAkid February 23, 2009
Get the Choking the DJmug.