Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)
by Mr Nasty April 05, 2004
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Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
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Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.
Choad Phobia
by Vixx-69 August 22, 2008
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Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.
1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad
by mcMacbot July 03, 2009
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choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans
by Lesley P. November 22, 2006
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choad storm

while it is snowing outside it falls in small but fat flakes
dude did yuo see how fat that snow was even though they were small flakes?
yeah bro it was a total choad storm
by tatatata tanner January 10, 2011
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choade chanclas

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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