Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.

Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

More like Doc-Chamock!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023

chaesmotive

the ace of stan twitter and the best mutual you could ever have

person 1: i've been seeing chaesmotive all over my tl these days... he's the best ngl

person 2: fr??? lemme follow him

by thee beyoncé April 19, 2021

CHAMONE

A drink made of:

-Red Bull
-Hawaiian Punch
-Soy Sauce
-Vinegar
-Squeezed Lemon Juice
-Purple Kool Ade
-Coke Slurpee
-Coffee
-Blue Gatorade

-"I'm tryna get derrrrked tonight. What should I drink?"
-"I dont know about you, but I drank that wavy CHAMONE!"

by DERRRRRK November 13, 2011

chasm

a camel orgasm

Alex, stop riding that camel so hard. It's about to have a chasm.

by zoot alors July 30, 2015

chamone

Chamone means Come on also taken as common

Remember in rush hour 2 when carter is calling lee onto the stage to dance he said chamone lee chamone...

by SAMURAI SANJ February 21, 2004

filth chasm

The vagina(hopefully unseen) that very ugly skanks and sluts possess.

"I don't want that pussy, it'd be a filth chasm."

by Diego June 23, 2003

chasom

Possibly a horrible horrible perversion of the word jism/gissom and/or gasm/orgasm.
In use, a female orgasmic expulsion from the vagina. The female equivalent of semen.

<Robosmaher> Oh your chasom came out of your pussy.

<Robosmaher> Chasom. Woah! It sprayed me.

by NewEvolution September 9, 2008