When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening
by Hasaf August 26, 2019

by gaxven September 11, 2011

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.
See crunck and first world problems.
See crunck and first world problems.
by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.
by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

by Ca$h Flow July 5, 2008

by HOLLii April 10, 2005

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.
Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"
FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"
Chris - "Yeah"
FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"
Chris - "Yeah"
by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 13, 2007
