Calliste

Simply, someone who is a complete and unquestionable cunt.

"That guy is a Calliste..."
"I hate that fucking Calliste"
"Damn French guys... Proper Callistes"

by The Zakman ^-^ September 26, 2012

Celise

What a bitch!! :)

Person A: Lol bitch
Celise: I know right

by Pdogg123456789 May 15, 2018

cellion

thinks he has swag, but really hes doesn't...thinks he can get the ladies but he really cannot

Angelica: Damn, that dude is a dick!
Lauren: Of course. He's a Cellion!

by BobasaurusBill November 21, 2011

Callisto

Callisto was a nymph from Greek mythology and one of Artemis's followers. Zeus liked her and pretended to be Artemis so he could come close. He then revealed himself and raped her. Callisto didn't dare telling Artemis because her followers were all supposed to be virgins, which she now wasn't anymore, whether she wanted to or not. When she was several months into the pregnancy, Artemis and her followers went bathing and she was forced to undress. When Artemis saw her belly, she was furious because Callisto hadn't told her and turned her into a she-bear. Callisto was then chased and killed by dogs. Zeus rescued her unborn child and gave it to the mother of Hermes to care for.

Person 1: I heard about this girl who was raped and then blamed for being pregnant.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.

by superwholockchick February 9, 2018

Stereo Collision

This well PHAT band i manage safe to them
www.stereocollision.tk

That stereo collision gig was phat
yer wicked, chavs suck

by Rossyboy8 January 13, 2005

Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017