Caution Hot!

This is German for "I'm sweating my balls off in this stupid weather." Also a phrase used when removing a hot plate from a microwave.

This plate was Caution Hot!

by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

by afterglow1208 December 25, 2008

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

by afterglow1208 December 24, 2008

bae-cation

Getting arrested or detained for a longer than usual period of time.

What happed to you last week?

I got arrested in las vegas took a Bae-cation!

by ckelly1978 January 9, 2014

Captionista

Someone whos puts captions on YouTube videos

I wonder how many captionistas there are on YouTube.

by TUHUS June 30, 2021

CAPTIONS

It is when a person is obviously thinking something but doesn’t want to say it out loud. Usually it is the blunt truth that is written all over one’s face. A thought that can’t be verbalized without serious repercussions.

When a cute girl in a bikini walks by

Boyfriend says nothing and try’s not to look and stare.
Girlfriend to boyfriend
“ TURN OFF YOUR CAPTIONS PRICK”

by HTown Trouble December 31, 2021