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Canon Fluid

Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.
"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."
by Ballalucci June 19, 2022
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Canon

Big COCK like 9999999 inches deep in your mom
Look at that canon he has a huge cock
by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024
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Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.
C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 3, 2021
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Canonical

Canonical made the popular Linux distribution known as Ubuntu
by SteamOS February 9, 2021
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Canon

Canon is the most social guy you’ll ever meet. No matter where he’s at, he’ll run into someone he knows. He’s got a heart for adventure and always willing to do something dangerous. If you have a Canon in your life, do not take him for granted. He’s so worth it. He’s honest, loyal, and always a pleasure to be around. He wants what’s best for his loved ones and will do anything for them. Canon can be pretty hard on himself, but he has goals and won’t give up on them. He’s smart and he knows it. If you try to out-smart him, you can’t. He loves to win and will do anything to make sure of it. He’s attractive, looks wise & in everything else he does. He’s got talents and is always learning something new. Canon is full of life, which makes spending time with him so amazing. He’s got passion for travel and probably has a collection of places he wants to visit stored in his notes. Pro-tip: Never underestimate a Canon. If you’re dating a Canon, you definitely won’t regret it. He will love you like crazy, and will never let you forget how much he wants you. He’s got perfect music taste, so night drives go insanely crazy. Canon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. His smile is contagious and he’s extremely handsome. He will make you laugh no matter the circumstance. Keep your Canon close. Friend or a lover, he’s important to keep around.
whoah, that’s a sick Canon”
Nice Canon!”
by fishinginthedark22 December 7, 2023
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Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...
"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."
by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024
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Canon

If his name is Canon he’s extremely gay
Wow that Canon guy is pretty homosexual
by ItsMammasBoi November 20, 2019
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