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Calamity

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"
by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022
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calamanco

The Calamancos are probably the worst people you will ever meet. They are all judgemental and only care about 1 thing themselves. Some can be nice and care about your feelings but most of all they are never interested in your best interests. The calamancos are very widely spread out in the midwest. These are dangerous creatures if you ever come across a calamanco stay away from them for they are deadly.
Have you met the calamanco’s? They are literally so mean!
by Mysticmagichistoria July 20, 2022
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camjamfusco

that one super cool and super dumb friend that you have. they have a good sense of humor and in general are an amazing person, but social situations are like a ticking time bomb of dumbass explosions. no competent conversations will happen in large groups, will be just random words all said at once.
Suzie: How can someone be so amazing sometimes and then a complete dumbass other times?
Dean: Their just a camjamfusco
by cammyjamfusco October 15, 2022
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Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
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calamourty

An exceedingly-unfortunate event dat is also noisy.
Judging by how much of a ruckus he kicked up about it, Ethan Couch's super-indulgent father apparently considered da school's merely insisting dat his "little prince" behave in a socially-responsible manner to be a real calamourty, actually offering to buy da entire school just so dat it could be run da way dat HE and his spoiled-rotten-with-feelings-of-false-entitlement son wanted. :P
by QuacksO February 12, 2023
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callam thomas

The name Callam Thomas dates back to 18 bc to an ancient tribal god of creation/distraction a god of such power was said to have been banished from the known universe, due to his evil malevolence, the gods name was shortened by the ancient tribe but no known records show what tribe this ancient god was from
Wow hes such a callam Thomas he really can create something

Wow hes like a callam Thomas hes so evil
by Ancient.tribe January 1, 2024
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calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024
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