flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina

i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.

by ryanonthespot April 04, 2011

Cabbage Fairy

gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.

Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.

by Charlie Fart January 06, 2016

cabbage queen

Commonly used the game World of Tanks, to describe a heavy tank that tries to hide behind bushes.

"Oh, look at Skender in that TOG, what a cabbage queen."

by SKNT December 11, 2014

wild cabbage

Disgusting B.O. from the armpit, coined in Summer of '05.

"You got the disgusting wild cabbage growing"

by WMW May 04, 2006

Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight

Hey y da cabbage face

by Harry m8s December 13, 2016

Muff Cabbage

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.

"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"

by robin steele October 19, 2010

cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.

that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!

by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010