Bathtub Chemist

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.

A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011

Czemestry

the science of idioms, ideas, philosphy, and facts of life created by the great Josh Czemeres. It is widely known that in order to obtain great success, stature, well being, happiness and overall understanding of life and what it has to offer...you must know Czemestry frontwards and back.

Guy: Hey Man! How'd u get to be so smart?
Other Guy: By studying Czemestry of course!
Guy: Uh.....ive never heard of anything like that...
Other Guy: Well then no wonder you're such a dumbass.

by stampede727 January 8, 2012

Cut Chemist

one of the greatest djs ever. He has worked with Dj shadow, Dj Numark, Hymnal and more. Cut Chemist IS NOT A BAND! he is just a dj. Whats the altitude is not a good example of his amazing turntablism. Find the song storm or the garden. If u dont like the album "The Audiance is Listening" then find some of his old work. He is crazy. look him up on you tube or somethin they have good vids

Guy with good music Taste : Damn yo Cut Chemists concert was Crazy!

Disser: Meh i think he sucks

Guy with good music Taste: O yea?

*Disser gets jumped by the crowd.......then shot by tupac

by Dj.Atmozpheer September 7, 2007

chefistry

To be doing the things that a chef would do

Look a that chefistry!

by Chapdad January 2, 2021

chemist

An often eccentric scientist who, for a reasonable price, will do good for the world. They are often found working late nights titrating random acids or working on a cure for cancer.

Antonyms. chemical engineer

Stupid person: chemistry sucks.
Chemist: but without it you would not have any synthetic fibers, plastics, or durable metals.
Stupid person: oic... I am stupid.

by Skeez Adams January 31, 2005

Chemisery

Derived from "Chemistry" the most vile subject in the entire world. Chemisery is what you experiance while sitting in Chemistry class and praying that time will suddenly skip ahead two hours causing the bell to ring and your teacher to stop balathering on about ionic compounds and how to name them.

Man I had a wicked case of Chemisery today. The class would just never end and I don't understand a thing!

by Jenna B. January 25, 2008

Native Chemist

a step below a stoner, on the VanHalverAllenRing Pot Scale.

Right now, I am presently a Level 99 Red Cape in Native Chemistry. That was a Runescape reference.

by Titty-Sprinklzz September 10, 2011