Czemestry 

the science of idioms, ideas, philosphy, and facts of life created by the great Josh Czemeres. It is widely known that in order to obtain great success, stature, well being, happiness and overall understanding of life and what it has to offer...you must know Czemestry frontwards and back.

Guy: Hey Man! How'd u get to be so smart?
Other Guy: By studying Czemestry of course!
Guy: Uh.....ive never heard of anything like that...
Other Guy: Well then no wonder you're such a dumbass.

Czemestry by stampede727 January 8, 2012

Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

Mastering Chemistry by CHE108 May 15, 2012

chemistry class 

its not a science class, in fact chemistry class is fucking math. I didn't fucking sign up for fucking math

student 1- man fuck my life
student 2-why
student 1-chemistry class
student 2-is it really that bad
student 1-. 1.00 km (1000 m / 1 km)( 100 cm / 1 m)(1 inch / 2.54 cm) = 3.94 x 104
or 39,400 inches
student 2-the fuck is that
student 1-hell

chemistry class by it cant be September 29, 2020

organic chemistry 

A class that rapes the shit out of you and your GPA. Learn useful things like deprotonating your mom and what not to do after college

The organic chemistry did me in the butt and I bent over for it.

organic chemistry by Kbad December 6, 2006

Friends with chemistry

Friends who are sexually attracted to one another, but maintain zipper discipline.

Friends with benefits? Nah, Cathy's already got a boyfriend. We're more like friends with chemistry.

Friends with chemistry by barb surgeon September 5, 2011

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.

This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

altered my brain chemistry by qashanya December 9, 2022

general chemistry 

as a high school class, a hell of a lot easier than AP chemistry
as a college class, a hell of a lot harder than AP chemistry

"Josh is in general chemistry. He's dumb"
"General chem is nothing like what we did in AP chem last year"

general chemistry by Eric Guan February 15, 2008