Czemestry

the science of idioms, ideas, philosphy, and facts of life created by the great Josh Czemeres. It is widely known that in order to obtain great success, stature, well being, happiness and overall understanding of life and what it has to offer...you must know Czemestry frontwards and back.

Guy: Hey Man! How'd u get to be so smart?
Other Guy: By studying Czemestry of course!
Guy: Uh.....ive never heard of anything like that...
Other Guy: Well then no wonder you're such a dumbass.