bumtum

A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.

Sharon had better lose some weight, she's developing quite a bumtum there.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006

buttmunch

Someone who tosses the proverbial salad

Monkey boy is such a buttmunch, no-one likes a buttmunch.

by Lifestyles of the rich and famous March 24, 2003

buttmunch

sum bitch that likes to piss people off. favorite hobby is annoying people. looks down on people even if they're tall. teehee.

"ohhhhmygawwwdd she is SUCH a buttmunch - she stole my boyfriend..."

by princesssparkle February 18, 2006

bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

by slamy July 23, 2004

buttmuffins

Cakes that appear on your butt.

Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass

by jd_haze February 15, 2009

Buttom

1. Ones butt, or bottom. More polite than butt, but more rude than bottom.
2. An effing idiot or jerk. More mature than saying butt head.

1. I fell on my buttom and now it hurts.
2. Dude, your such a buttom.

by Black X February 19, 2009