Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Peanut butter covered in chocolate in the shape of a cup. The greatest food on earth, impossible to eat too many.

No matter how full you are there is always room for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

by Paulie walli August 25, 2006

Butter Joke

The greatest joke ever told in history.

1. You want to know the butter joke?

2. Yeah!

1. Are you sure?

2. Hell yeah!

1. I don't want to spread it.

2. Come on!

by Jackietherad November 21, 2007

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

hot buttered cock

when a man goes to the movies with a date, purchases a popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub and slips his erect penis through the hole into the popcorn with the hopes his date will reach in and grab a handful of 'hot buttered cock'!

i really fell for my boyfriend when he took me to the movies on our first date and suprised me with hot buttered cock.

by KalahW October 21, 2006

peanut butter and crack sandwich

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.

Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"

by Jay4202 July 15, 2006