Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

sly butcher

A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.

I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.

by Gruntyface July 14, 2010

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 03, 2024

Butcher

An insult towards Someone who can't seem to stop causing beef, wherever they go, drama seems to follow them. It's usually for attention but it never really turns out in their favor.

Girl 1: Why does everyone always have beef with Kady? She always seems to have something going on!
Girl 2: She's a little butcher, can't keep her nose out of everyone's business

Boy 1: Danielle's mugged me off again, I can't take another fucking minute with her
Boy 2: Why are you even still seeing her? She's a butcher mate, better off without her if you ask me

Girl 1: You're definitely linking Daniel, tell me about him.
Girl 2: I don't know, he's fit, but seems like a bit of a butcher so i'm just gonna back off a bit.
Girl 1: Fair enough.

by FiggyWiggy July 05, 2018

Butchers

To be angry towards someone, yell at them. Pronounced the same as the meat shop 'butchers'.

"Dad went butchers when he discovered I drank the last of his beer."

"He's going to go butchers if his team loses."

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 03, 2024

Butcher

Toxic Fortnite player

This dude in my squad is butcher

by Deadlyfrags September 29, 2019