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Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020
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Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020
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Urgle Burgle

A word said when you are mad at someone, something, or can't get that stupid nail to go in.
"URGLE BURGLE!", Jack yelled when he hammered his thumb.
by A guy with a fun imagination November 2, 2020
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full burble

Uncontrollable rage after a crap golf shot. 100% rage. Usually ends in a club toss, cussing and just a massive tantrum!
Watched Phil on Youtube - he went full Burble!
by v8burble September 20, 2022
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Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.
Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.
by anonymous November 17, 2023
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