buff

BUFF originally refers to the B-52 Stratofortress long-range strategic bomber. The enormous aircraft was extensively used for carpet bombing missions in Vietnam and as a first-strike or retaliatory strike nuclear weapon delivery vehicle during the cold war. The crews rarely referred to the aircraft with its real name, instead they used the acronym BUFF, for Big Ugly Fat Fucker.

The fuckers shot down two of our BUFFs last night during a carpet-bombing run. We need better flight planning!

by BigUglyFatFucker August 17, 2007

Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

by Lesbianidas August 5, 2008

stank breff

bad breath, whether it be morning breath or just plain sewer mouth.

Ma you need to brush yo teef, you gots da stank breff.
What up stank breff?!?

by gagarn April 23, 2008

It Will Buff Out

Literally means "Everything's cool, you will forget about it soon enough" often used in a non comical situation but at its mention, changes it into a comical one. First used and developed by Joey Brozonez and Troop 51.

Colin: damn, my dog was just killed by a C-ville punk (starts crying)

Joey: "It will buff out"

Group: Hahahahahahahahaha

Colin: (Cries harder)

by ERnwICh March 6, 2013

bruffelscouts

The cheek area of an animal where their whiskers stick out of . Along the snout of animal there is an area which whiskers stick out of this area is called the bruffelscouts.

My cat has white bruffelscouts.

by Gigglez13 November 20, 2014

buff tasty

1. a food so purely delicious when have been drinking, or otherwise, that these are the only two words that can possibly describe how good it is.

2. an expression of greatness

1. "man, this wheat cracker is buff tasty"

2. "will smith looked buff tasty in 'i am legend'"

"that was pretty gay"

"your mums buff tasty, waaaaeyy"

by jasper.p.colon May 25, 2009

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

by viaho May 23, 2010