Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

Broccoli

Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die

“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one”

by Curtain eater June 19, 2021

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Broccoli

A super cool dude whom is like your bro aka mike

Damn that dude is my broccoli

by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019

Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side

you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas

by badder than Heman April 20, 2023

Pickin Broccoli

Pickin Broccoli is not a medical term but slang for the gunk that accumulates between your toes. Broccoli consists of sock lint, dead skin, dirt, and other debris under the toe nail. It is usually harmless and preventable with good personal hygiene.For informational purposes only. Consult your local medical authority for advice

My sister Misty texted me and she asked what I was doing, I told her that I was Pickin Broccoli.

by Letmynutsgo86 March 2, 2024

Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.

Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024