Recockly Broccoli 

Something that is extremely ridiculous or silly. Used when something is so ridiculously stupid that you have to say something stupid to describe it. Usually used with people you now very well so you don't look crazy.

How the saying was formed:

riDICulous --> riCOCKulous --> recockly --> recockly broccoli (cause it rhymes ;) )

Wow, you're making a parody of "swagger wagon" called "shaggin wagin" ? that's recockly broccoli!

Recockly Broccoli by Abix forever August 7, 2011

You smell like school broccoli 

the person saying this to you means they are saying you smell like the rotten, stinky, fart-smelling, broccoli served at Public Schools in the United States.

“Do you need perfume? You smell like school broccoli”

You smell like school broccoli by bruhgirl January 21, 2021

eye broccoli 

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

eye broccoli by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

eye broccoli 

The opposite of eye candy. One who is very unappealing to look at.

Bro, who's the eye broccoli?

eye broccoli by SwarlesBarkley December 8, 2010

beef and broccoli

A song by Immortal Technique attacking vegetarians/vegans for ruthlessly pushing their agenda on others.

You know, I don't criticize people for eating moss, then don't open your fucking mouth about my food, man. I like beef and broccoli, motherfucker.

(from the song)

beef and broccoli by www.AFTERTHOUGHT.cjb.cc December 6, 2006

Pass the broccoli 

Give me the weed

Please pass the broccoli.

Pass the broccoli by Thedumbginger February 22, 2018

Chicken and Broccoli

An awerome saying from the movie Crank 2: High voltage. Chev chelios has just killed a bunch of chinese gangsers in the back of a limozine and he stands up and says chicken and broccoli. The saying can mean many things, its main definitions tho are: Fucking brilliant, no problem, and its over. It is a new saying that is starting to go around ever since the film. Chicken and broccoli is a saying you can use in any situation.

person:My life is over, i'm fucked! Me: Chicken and Broccoli.

Chicken and Broccoli by shady forever August 20, 2009