Brian Reed

1. A shitty writer who couldn't write to save his life.

2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.

3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.

4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.

Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.

Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"

Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*

Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS

PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"

Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*

Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN

UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"

Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."

by Mr.Krampus March 1, 2017

Brieanne

Phsycho, beautiful short brunnete. The best friend anyone could have. A Brieanne will help her friends no matter what. Misunderstood by many because of how quiet she can be. Refuses to involve herself in drama. Many guys fall for her because of her adorableness and great personality.

"That girl gets along with everybody! She must be a Brieanne."

by twinkiestar May 3, 2010

Brian May

Guitarist for one of the greatest bands of all time, Queen. He wrote more songs than any member of the band other than Freddy. He is quite possibly the greatest guitarist ever to grace this earth with his blissfully lascivious guitar playing.

Briam May was a cornerstone of the best band in the world during the 70's.

by folville September 4, 2005

Brian's Garage

A marijuana clubhouse runned by Brian Good Year in the ghetto area of Park lawn.

Yo wheres that smell of kush coming from? Thats Brian's garage.

by Brain Goodyear July 5, 2012

Brian Williamsing

blatantly lying or fabricating a story

She was totally Brian Williamsing. Leo DiCaprio did not deliver a pizza to her door last night.

by caseythewordmaker February 9, 2015

briana

Briana is the sweetest girl, at times she is very innocent! She will have a crush and will be absolutely nervous around him. She will cherish her best friends ALWAYS. She has a side that others don't see. She has the biggest heart, but don't mess with it! She will forgive easily, but never forget. She is a smart and beautiful girl, and you would be lucky to have her by your side. she sees the good in everyone even those bitches she back-stabbed her.

briana

"Your actually retarded if you lose her friendship"

by Aaron blubson May 6, 2018

A total Brian Williams

When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.

Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."

Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."

by Jessi loves Chicago February 14, 2015