Bread Shopping

When someone tries to pass somethings off as the truth when they aren't quite sure if it is indeed factual

Jan: I think I read somewhere that all babies are born racist

Nathan: Hmm...that sounds like bread shopping to me

by hippiehoppie March 9, 2020

Bread Genie

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.

“Did you see that girl?”
“Yeah”
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

by The real Bread Genie May 26, 2021

rug bread

when lint gathers into one spot on a rug

there is a bunch of rug bread in that corner

by jessica mccorkle November 4, 2004

pizza bread

Bread with spaghetti sauce and melted cheese on top. The best use for leftover spaghetti.

I was sick of spaghetti so I just made some pizza bread.

by imasalamander August 22, 2008

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

trunk-bread

1.) Money earned through the sale of cheap or imitation goods, usually door-to-door or from an automobile.

2.) A fabricated tale told to impress the ladies. (related to weak game)

“Dude got fired from his office job. Now he be makin’ that trunk-bread!”

“I thought that story about him saving the puppy was true, but it turns out he was spittin’ some trunk-bread !”

by HillbillyHoodrat May 19, 2017

brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.

While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.

by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017