When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.
(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.
by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011
Get the bored-beating mug.1. Short for borderline. Often used to describe individuals suffering from mental retardation.
2. An exclamation of shock/glee/tourette's.
2. An exclamation of shock/glee/tourette's.
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It’s an anime that has sexual acts but doesn’t show the acts happening so it doesn’t count as a hentai
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Get the Borderline hentai mug.A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".
Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.
Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.
by Jorbach October 16, 2012
Get the I was bored mug.1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.
2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.
3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.
3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.
If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.
That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.
That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010
Get the borderline retarded mug.a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.
(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!
by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010
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