Boomeranged

The act of being manipulated into an uninteresting conversation by a provacative comment or unsincere question.

Walter: Man, I had a crazy morning.
Dave: Yeah, what happened?
Walter: {Insert uninteresting story}
Dave (thinking to himself): Man, I just got boomeranged.

Alternative version:

Brendan: What did you do this weekend?
Katie: Not much
Brendan: Mine was crazy. {Insert uninteresting story}
Katie (thinking to herself}: I just got boomeranged.

by Philippe_Candeloro April 8, 2009

Boomerang Bitch

Any human female that persists in irritating the living shit out of any other person despite repeated attempts to ditch the bitch.

I kicked that boomerang bitch to the curb and she tracked me across 12 zip codes!

by ChivalrousDickweed October 17, 2012

Boomerang

BOOMERANG: /bo͞oməˌraNG/

(verb)

1. To place baby boomer relative into nursing home with the migrant workers they forced on everyone else.

How to use BOOMERANG in a sentence:

"Dad voted for/donated to "Diversity" every 2 yrs. I'm going to boomerang him into Little Mogadishu. lol"

"Let's boomerang Aunt Alice! She luuuurvs her 'Diversity.' Fortunately for her, she had enough money to live far away from the multicultural life she forced on poor White children."

"I hope all those Lutheran Services 'volunteers' get Boomerang'd. Always droppin' their Skinnies on us."

by Daniel Genseric November 9, 2016

shit boomerang

When your performing anal and you pull out but shit comes out and lands on the hoes back.

Example: dude I was fucking Danielle last night and she finally let me in the back, I was stoked until she had a shit boomerang. It was beyond messy.

by Heathpleasure April 21, 2014

Boomerang

After your partner ejaculates in your mouth, projectile the cum back into their face.

Seriously, last night I boomeranged the shit out of Jon..and it was awesome!

by Nursing Bitties March 26, 2010

Boomerang

A lonely person's Frisbee.

Millhouse needs to invest in a boomerang because he has no friends to play Ultimate Frisbee with.

by kapooch102 February 18, 2011

Kentucky boomerang

Seeking payback or revenge upon an individual.

Man that guy got what was coming to him. he sure got a kentucky boomerang.

by backbreaker September 1, 2010