The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.
by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.
Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)
by Biggalo January 12, 2008

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
by Chloe North September 28, 2008

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.
by gnuosphere June 30, 2011

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.
by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

by Whaaaa?!27 January 13, 2011
