Blueberry Gunt Pancake

When a woman with a large gunt goes running and her knees hit her gunt with every step turning it blue with bruises

"hey look at that fat ass running, i bet when she gets home shes gonna have a blueberry gunt pancake

by KR12341 November 10, 2006

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

by 99999999 May 14, 2010

Blubber Fucked

The mistake of fucking any roll of fat on a morbidly obese chick thinking it is her vagina.

My friend thought he was pounding his fat girlfriends pussy but by mistake he blubber fucked her .

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012

Blueberry Chills

When you get so high you think you are cold. Even if you are sweating.

"Damn! That kush gave me the BLUEBERRY CHILLS!"

by Badger-State-isms December 4, 2014

Sheala Blummert

The girlfriend of child actor Finn Wolfhard.

Millie: Oh I sure wish I was Sheala Blummert!
Sadie: Yeah, she has the hottest boyfriend alive!

by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018

blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.

-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.

by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008

Blueberry

noun.
1. Queen Blue. The queen of Fruitdom. Possesses awesome fruit powers and mystical powers of randomness.
2. An expert in Ninja Nonsense.
3. A small berry that grows on a bush and is actually quite purple, in spite of its name.

"Bob knows everything!" ~Queen Blueberry

by Cassiopia&Blue November 29, 2011