Dead Rising blow job 

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.

"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."

Dead Rising blow job by showmethefever September 21, 2011

Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

national blow job week 

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

national blow job week by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

accordion blow job 

A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.

It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.

accordion blow job by mad mission October 21, 2010

giving the ghost a blow job 

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

giving the ghost a blow job by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)

Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

Bay City Blow Job by Snoophog June 4, 2011

private school blow job 

When it becomes very obvious that a female went to a private school rather than a state school...via fellatio.

Man, she was cool until that private school blow job came down.

private school blow job by matt5000 May 25, 2010