Bledge

A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.

'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel

by Geordie June 6, 2003

conner blodgett

The most legit person ever. Probably can do a backflip and all the ladies luv CONNER!!!!!

GIRL: i love you conner
CONNER BLODGETT: I know

by yaaaaaaassss May 4, 2018

Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

blooger

A bloody booger. A combination of dirt, dust, toxicants and pollutants which have attached to the inner wall of the nasal passage for so long that when plucked from the nose it comes out soaked in blood.

Dude - did you see the size of that blooger he stuck to the bottom of the conference room table?

by Mongo Nucleosis September 28, 2008

BODGE

1. noun: a term for an attractive male that can be used anywhere because no one has any idea what the hell you are talking about - used primarily in the northeastern portion of the united states (as well as select parts of CA, NY and Mexico).
2. adjective: a term used to describe an attractive male; may also be used in a sarcastic nature

3. verb: to 'make out' with an attractive male.

noun: 1. This bodge in front of us is incredible.. the kind that you want to smear week old guacamole on...
2. The hockey team is a damn bodge carnival.

adjective: 1. Oh my sweet Lord, look at his gams, they are so bodge.
2. That stallion who lives in the basement has the bodgiest 12-pack on the block.

verb: 1. (A) Hey! How was last night?
(B) Good, good - went to the grocery store and picked up some veal shanks and haddock. Then ended up at the bar.. met this kid. you would've loved his blowout.
(A) Did you BODGE him?
(B) Obvi.

by p i e r n a - - l e g January 1, 2008

blogger

Socially challenged tard that wastes countless hours on their personal website. Usually creating a dead fucking boring diary about how pathetic their lives really are accompanied by photos that only lend proof to the fact.

"I might of had a better chance at doinking your sister last night but your faggit blogger friend kept jumping in to snap more fucking photos for his gay ass website"

by Captain Cock February 12, 2004

Bodge

A massive set off balls big enough to hit someone round the face with and instantly knock them out. They r a very good thing to have if u don’t have a bodge what do u have

“Wow marcy have u seen Harry’s massive bodge”

“Oh shit mate nearly bigger then mine”

by That bitch🖕 November 5, 2019