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Blago

slang for something obviously fucked up or excessively corrupt in an brazen manner. This term stems from the name of the most recent governor to find himself embroiled in scandal, Governor Blagojevich
I can't believe he tried to Blago me. That is straight Blago. Who should we Blago next? I'm going to Blago that bank and walk away with millions. The company Blagoed its shareholders.
by I-Roc December 20, 2008
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Blagojevich

by Bosco56 December 19, 2008
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blegless

A very unfortunate person, who happens to be blind and legless (as in cannot see and has to use a wheelchair, not someone who is extremly drunk)
Hey look at the cripple!,
Nah, leave him alone, poor bastards blegless
by Lachlan Davies November 2, 2006
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begon

a begon is a small troll usualy with distorted and crooked teeth, a v-neck lineup, cock eyed and weres aero cargo shorts during the winter
jajaja did u see that begon? sure did i beat up a begon the other day
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blegsquink

1) to blink, use your legs to jump, and wink all at once. more commonly used while in Ireland on long sea voyages.
2) a fruit only found in the western hemisphere, a mix between a banana, tangerine, orange, tangelo, starfruit, and coconut.
1) voyager on sea voyage: "dude, i just blegsquinked."

2) western hemishperian: "hey theres a blegsquink growing out of that blegsquink bush."
by sheldonlivesinacave98 June 18, 2011
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blagojevich

Just another corrupt governor from Illinois, which thinks that most people from Illinois are just stupid *!@#&*!@ idiots that keep on !@#*!@#!@#ing electing him.

A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.

Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.

The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.


Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.
Dan: Blagojevich is my governor
Rob: Ummm.... Blago... blago... jev... yavi... ich
Dan: Yeah... well did you hear some kid had to pour out his last savings to get his life back?
Rob: Yeah... he died because he was missing 2 pennies.
Dan: Damn bastard!
by Danno79 January 12, 2009
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Blagojevich

A sexual position in which the male gets behind the female, puts his hands on her hips, and then attempts to sell the Illinois Senate Seat to the highest bidder.
Mitch tried to pull the old "Blagojevich" on his girlfriend last night...he broke his pelvis and was dragged away by the Illinois State Police and a visibly excited Harry Reid.
by Raptor J3sus January 4, 2009
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