Micro-blackhole

A blackhole that's microscopic in size, (aka. a quantum blackhole).

'The Hadron Collider, at CERN created a micro-blackhole, which grew so large that it swallowed The Earth.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

Spawn blackhole

A blackhole that came from another one, (ie. clone blackhole).

'A mother blackhole cloned into two baby blackholes-one of which was a spawn blackhole and the other was the original one.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

Binary blackhole

A pair of blackholes, which continously orbit each-other.

'In the infinite dark empty void, Chaos outside of the finite universe (the largest supercluster) is a binary blackhole: A blackhole continously dancing around each-other, along with countless other ones and which come from dead universes.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

political blackhole

Political blackhole is a terminology for people who have sometimes extreme beliefs so convoluted and mixed from both sides of the aisle which will make centrists cry in tears. The result is a very controversial mixbag of innocent ideas backed by extremely controversial arguments

Person 1: I support black people being trans because I hate the blacks and wish their population would decrease!
Person 2: What a political blackhole nut!

by man367519 September 28, 2022

brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.

Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.

by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024

Saint Louie bankroll

This is a con artists tool. It is a wad of banknote paper wrapped in 5-10 hundred dollar bills to make it seem the con has no need of funds. Thus, the "confidence" in "con man". Name comes from riverboat crime lore.

"When I pulled out my Saint Louie bankroll with my car keys, you should have seen that sucker's eyes pop!"

by panicoasis October 31, 2014

Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022