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Bam & Bheese

Bam & Bheese are integral ingredients to the Cursed Hot Pocket.
Bam tastes like nothing you have ever imagined before. It smells of oats and tastes of goats.
Bheese comes from Mother Earth and takes the form of a gelatinous substance. What does it taste like??? None of your bheesiness >.>
"Goronothy, come over tonight and try my Bam & Bheese!"
"But it's 3:34 in the morning"
"But Daddy isn't home"
"Dhaddee's coming now"
by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020
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Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.
Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.
by Thunderfury, Blessed Blade... October 14, 2016
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blessfuck

To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.
'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'
by Paul March 17, 2005
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blessie

similar to bless, means goodbye, mostly used in Reading, UK
Man1 : laterz fam
Man2 : blessie
by Gandee July 3, 2006
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Blessed

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.
Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.
by LemonSavage February 10, 2018
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Bess

sort of like best...but better :)
by BenJammin9 January 21, 2008
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Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
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