bercan

Bercan
A bitch ass twat
Pronounced: Bear-Chan (chan as in "Oni-chan" and not 4chan)
(Real meaning here)
Bercan is an Turkish-Kurdish name meaning "Life" used in the Ottoman Empire

Bercan: hi
anyone but bercan: shut up you fat fuck

by Suguru Geto November 23, 2024

The beaconsfeild

The especially heinous act of "shit fucking" and, devostating the rectum of a 40 year old plus adelaide hills woman, to the point where her rectum has turned unto a type of weir, and therfore resembles a collapsed australian mine shaft, this is also contributed to the large amount of alcohol based faeces present during the incident.

First freind: I have smashed this birds mud button so hard i left it lookin like the beaconsfeild mine , shit went everywhere i just threw the cover over it and proceeded to devostate her bowel, i tell you what it was shit lube"

Freind: what the fuck man?

by Cesspete December 6, 2017

Brad bermont

A man who work his dad off and gets that cash flow

Man your such a brad brad bermont

by Fisher the fisher January 15, 2018

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

Whites Beaconsfield

Affordable teeth whitening that gives you an abundance of confidence and causes one to be constantly smiling.

Melissa “Why are you always smiling so much?”
Rob “Whites Beaconsfield duh”

by Mizz Mog November 25, 2021

angus bertoni

a tall irish-italian guy who still owes a specific someone pasta. hes a living 'man-thot' (his words) and cannot tell the difference between a vietnamese girl and an irish girl (he is currently calling the vietnamese-irish girl aofie due to the fact that he is still embarrassed that he thought the girl was viet and not irish). he has his own irish name, diarmuit oisen ronan and wants tiny anguses running around. best of luck to his current girl!

G IS THAT *THE* ANGUS BERTONI???
mane are you okay? thats clearly diarmuit oisen ronan, smfh

by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022