beer belly

a huge gut obtained from drinking massive quantities of beer

Look at all the old guys with their beer bellies hanging out of their tye dye shirts and leather jackets. I love them

by beer belly September 7, 2003

Michigan Beer Fund

In Michigan bottles and cans of pop and beer or other carbonated beverages can be returned for 10 cents each at any local grocery store. It is the highest "bottle deposit" in the country. People in Michigan usually collect all their empty cans or bottles and when they are broke return them to the store to buy more beer.

Person 1: "Dude the party is over, we are all out of bud light and cash.."
Person 2: "Nah man, we can just return the cans I have been saving these past two weeks as my Michigan Beer Fund. we can get another 12 pack!"

Person 1: "Wooh Michigan!"

by nate-dawg-dizzle February 18, 2010

Beer coat

the non-existent jacket that keeps you warm while walking home drunk in a t-shirt at 2am

is your 'beer coat' keepin you warm?

by jeska September 7, 2003

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

heroin beer

Beer served at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary,Alberta,Canada. One beer will mess you right up and you will eventually experience the power of it once you get the worst headache you've ever had.

"I never really understood why they called it heroin beer.....before I knew it I was taking my shirt off and swing it over my head"

by FrankyG April 16, 2008

titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".

I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer

by sford April 9, 2006

Beer Dump

The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.

Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!

by Chris (the sexy one) June 26, 2010