Beechnut

While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.

Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.

by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010

Loren Beech

Someone who's popular and genuinely looks like she's in her 20's

When I first saw Loren Beech, I thought she was 21 or something. Then, I found out she was 13.

by Delaneyab June 16, 2018

Benchod Singh

World class Marathon runner with intense Slow Twitch Muscle Fibres. Apparently related to the sexy stud Cam.

Usage:

"That Benchod Singh was a world-class marathon runner with amazing slow twitch muscle fibres."

by Max IsA Benchod June 2, 2019

Beecroft

To walk out of or fail to show up to an exam through an inability to deal with the stresses of life.

A:Did you hear about Luke?
B:No what?
A:He didn't go to his exam!
B:Oh no, what a Beecroft!

by Chris O'Reily June 21, 2007

Benchod

Fat glitzy suckers commley called sam

You are a benchod

by Iuhgg August 30, 2020

Beethovens

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.

terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.

by stephen q September 6, 2009

Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009