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car battery 

the act of auto abuse
Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.
car battery by concentrated oj February 19, 2008

dead battery 

When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.
I was having sex and got a dead battery. She immediately left without saying goodbye.
dead battery by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016

double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed
Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*
double a battery by Sub2willne September 16, 2017

Charging the Battery 

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.
I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

Testicular Battery 

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.
Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) 

Bob is an battery operated sexual object, used by women and men in the privacy of their homes or with others to seek sexual pleasure and climax.
Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) is becoming more and more popular than ever before now that the prices are more reasonable.