One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.
Johnny: How'd you break your neck?
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 23, 2011
Get the the ol bait n switch mug.1) Behaving in a manner that is intended to provoke haters.
2) Attempting to trick closet haters into revealing their true nature by stunting or flossing around them.
3) Enjoying your money without worrying about who's going to get jealous.
2) Attempting to trick closet haters into revealing their true nature by stunting or flossing around them.
3) Enjoying your money without worrying about who's going to get jealous.
I usually don't care what other guys think of me when I go out, but sometimes I break out the good clothes and drive the Escalade to the club for a little harmless hater baiting.
by Kai TL February 1, 2008
Get the hater baiting mug.A post on facebook which is used to get many likes. The bait is usually a funny vid,but sometimes can be anything. Just post it on YOUR profile,or else it'll get deleted. (Or at least stays *LUCKY!*)
-in facebook-
Me: Check this vid lol so funny (funny vid link)
Tard#1: Lolol. *Deletes it for whatevernoreasonm8*
Tard(thx)#2: Why did you delete it?
Me: Yeah,why?
Tard#1: Why did you post it?
Me: DUMBASS! THAT WAS A LIKE-BAIT!!!
Me: Check this vid lol so funny (funny vid link)
Tard#1: Lolol. *Deletes it for whatevernoreasonm8*
Tard(thx)#2: Why did you delete it?
Me: Yeah,why?
Tard#1: Why did you post it?
Me: DUMBASS! THAT WAS A LIKE-BAIT!!!
by Light Dragon April 9, 2011
Get the like-bait mug.Someone who is extremely bait (meaning they are very obvious about something that usually shouldn't be done,against the rules, or illegal) this includes talking about someone while they are near, cheating on a test, being a punk bits, or flirting with different bitses at the same time.
by Ohs and Wod January 8, 2009
Get the baithorse mug.Guy1: wtf like all the girls have the hots for jenna. i thought she was straight.
Guy2: she is. she's just lesbian bait.
Guy2: she is. she's just lesbian bait.
by JackTheStripper2 November 11, 2010
Get the lesbian bait mug.Axe body spray, Tag body spray, or any other horrible cheap men's cologne that can be detected from unreasonable smelling distances.
I really want to enjoy this meal, but some dude in here is wearing skank bait and it's ruining it for me.
by The Second Rachel M. August 31, 2007
Get the skank bait mug.The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
by Rilo August 1, 2003
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