barford

from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity

(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.

by Goldman May 1, 2006

Barfbug

A faggot infamous to the TW community.

"Barfbug likes das peen. Therefore, he must be a faggot."

by Gangsterls March 31, 2009

barefoot bandit

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.

Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"

by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011

Barfle

Gargling your own barf

Sam and I made a barfle fountain by barfling and then spitting it in each others mouth. It was so fun!

by thatonetimeatbandcamp August 12, 2012

Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

by DAVE December 2, 2003

I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

Barfook

To make yourself throw up with a fork.
Barfooked Barfooking Barfooks

My friends told me that i was obese, so I Barfooked myself.

by Spiclette November 21, 2004