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Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.
Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
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bark beetle

A small wood-boring beetle that tunnels under the bark of trees, which die if heavily infested.

Also a term for a female that "bores under the skin" of every male she comes into contact with. Causing the male significant psychological issues to the point of mental break down.
You are dating Katie? She's a bark beetle bro, you'll be admitted to a psych ward!
by AquaManOriginal April 18, 2018
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Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.
Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.
by Rennystar March 14, 2019
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Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.
The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.
by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018
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Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang
The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.
by Cowbae October 3, 2018
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bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.
Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...
by ranch baby January 8, 2022
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born with the bark on

Mean, angry at the world from a young age. Often quoted in popular Western pulp fiction. Someone who can't be mollified.
That boy ain't never gonna be nothing but trouble. He was born with the bark on."
by Alientails January 10, 2022
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