Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

by BrownBagged March 14, 2010

Banged up

Any type of physical injury or soreness directly related to vigorous sexual activity.

Man, I can barely walk today I'm so banged up. We were hitting it doggy style all night and my hip is totally killing me.

by TomNaleen May 31, 2009

T-bagged

When someone jumps over you and puts their balls in your face. This can happen while you're sitting, standing, or on the floor. It's embarrassing and supposed to be funny. It can happen to anyone, people.

John: Hey! Lucy just fell, and I T-bagged her!
Damien: Oh yeah!
Lucy: You stupid douches!

Damien and John: Hahahahahahahaha!

by Keoo19 June 29, 2011

Banged Up

Put bluntley...It means fucked up

Win a brown mini cooper full of chocholate?Man what a banged up idea

by GDOGG October 19, 2003

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Barge Nuzzle

to forcefully rub up against an object for pleasure.

When I would pet Spike the cat, she liked to barge nuzzle her head against my hand.

by Matt Stein October 23, 2006

e-bagged

The form of internet tea bagging, in which the victim opens an unknown photo only to view someones scrotum.

"dude last night I was checking my email, and opened up a message from jerry, only to aww a pic of his balls, that fucker e-bagged me."

by Josh Renison February 20, 2008