Mr Bartos

A piece of shit who chasers cock in he’s spare time also is a professional stonk stonker driver

Mr Bartos you shit cunt

by Liamwallisfan69 November 24, 2021

Hella bastos

Big guy in little honda

Jon is 5’4” and 300 lbs and drives a civic that is hella Bastos

by Lowlife916 January 2, 2022

Los Banos

A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.

I am leaving San Jose to move to Los Banos. My life is over.

by Mike F. July 9, 2022

Alex Banos

Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.

"Did you see him in the play? He's a real Alex Banos."

by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022

coco banto

This creature has said to be a legend only to be found in the bridges near catholic churches has devilish features that will make you feel scared, this creature is said to be more greedy than a badjao not only asking for a 5 pesos coin but instead asking for marlboro and 8 oz this creature roams the nights in koronadal using his fiery ride nmax and also distinguishable by his long tounge and big belly and often used to scare young people by its nature.

Di mag sigi pinadayaw da ga libot bala si coco banto

by Meriamdicktionary August 15, 2023

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016

Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).

"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."

by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025