Definitions by Lowlife916

Hella bastos 

Big guy in little honda

Jon is 5’4” and 300 lbs and drives a civic that is hella Bastos

Hella bastos by Lowlife916 January 2, 2022

Hellabastos 

A fat guy driving a honda

John Doe is 5’4” 300lbs and drives a honda that is hellabastos

Hellabastos by Lowlife916 January 2, 2022