(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.
(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early
(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early
(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?
Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!
Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry
ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here
Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying
T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY
ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)
Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
Tim- hey man did you hear that?
Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!
Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry
ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here
Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying
T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY
ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)
Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
Get the t-bakermug. by Mak_attack July 21, 2018
Get the Matthew Bakermug. Occasional booty call, not your boyfriend.. just your "F**K" Buddy. Hence the initials FB.. Just an acronym for your maintenance man.
by StephanieC68 April 17, 2008
Get the Frank Bakermug. A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously.
by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018
Get the Jasmine Bakermug. Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.
Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."
by Muffler April 16, 2008
Get the Bruce and Bakermug. zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss
by MillySkittles May 1, 2008
Get the zachary bakermug. GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook
michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .
by crackback May 10, 2019
Get the michael bakermug.