Banjo-Kazooie Ass

Very easily mistaken as an abnormally painful case of swamp ass, Banjo-Kazooie Ass (BKA) almost exclusively happens when you must taken an unwanted post shower shit. BKA is basically when you shit with a wet ass. This is very painful and feels as if Banjo and Kazooie are jumpin around in your ass doin a little level action.

“bro why you sittin so weird bro”
“bro ive got unreal Banjo-Kazooie Ass rn gotta get comfortable somehow dog”

by Emike5 July 13, 2022

bahjody

A person named Cody that you work with. Trainee

Thanks for doing that Cody Bahjody.

by B- O'C December 15, 2022

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women

I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.

by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012

time banjo

A time banjo occurs when there is a break or lull in proceedings at a party and people begin to wonder whether they should be leaving.

There was a time banjo at about one o'clock, but we got through it and the party ended at around 4am.

Don't do a time banjo, Jonathan.

The time banjo was really awkward so we got on our coats and left.

by Martin Overly August 24, 2016

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by dick splash November 20, 2016

spanish banjo

when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar

MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up

by fluffywuffy February 27, 2017