Howie Bagel

GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART

“Howie Bagel loves Daven.”

by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 06, 2020

saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

by muzeical August 04, 2008

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 11, 2012

pizza bagel

A bagel covered in tomato sauce, cheese and what ever else you can think of and is toasted.
Can be eaten at any time of the day
The combination of a pizza and a bagel.
For our jewish friends.

Pizza in the morning.
Pizza in the evening.
Pizza at suppertime.
When pizzas on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

Mom go to shoppers and get some pizza bagels!

by ThePants00 February 14, 2006

bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 19, 2009

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 04, 2006