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Backwards Twinkie 

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As opposed to the real "Twinkie" (an asian that acts white) a backwards twinkie is white and is a complete asian poser.

-often frowned upon by white people due to the fact that he/she acts asian
Bob- OMG this guy is such a Backwards Twinkie... all his profile pictures ever have been pokemon.
Fred- IKR and all he does is talk to asians
Bob- what a loser
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Backwards Parking Motherfucker 

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The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
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Backwards Wank

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The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.
Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
Backwards Wank by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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backwards tomato 

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somebody who seems queer, but is straight.
“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
backwards tomato by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021
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Backwards People 

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The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti
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Backwards K 

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For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.
Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!
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