backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018

backward d

A lesser-known but cooler way to name the Offside Rule in sports.
Also an umbrella term to describe someone with Peyronie’s Disease.

Guy: wtf dude backward d
Female: uh oh you gotta backward d

by BolshoiMedved69420 March 23, 2019

Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.

Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.

by Goochstroker October 30, 2020

reverse backwards

taking the first letters of two words and switching them, a great way to confuse and baffle the general population

Reverse backwards is a language that turns "Sinks like a rock" into"rinks like a sock"

by coolest lifeguard at SLP August 3, 2017

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

backwards hat

1. The calling card of a moron

2. Something that white kids took from black kids and ruined

3. How to identify the true loser in the crowd

I can easily single out who is the real dope of the group because he has his a backwards hat.

"Rap was okay until white kids started buying the CD's and created fools like Eminem and Fiddy Cent, they really put the backwards hat on rap!"

"Where did you buy that hat? The ones that I buy have the bills on the front; what's the point of a backwards hat? You look ridiculous!"

by OnTheSideOfRight December 1, 2006

ass backwards

ssa.

And this definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

Ass backwards spells ssA.

by Jan-Peter Balkenende August 1, 2005