Basketball Widow

A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.

The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.

by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016

fundamental basketball

What your racist uncle says what the issue is with basketball while watching an NBA game. It’s a dog whistle meaning that they don’t like the black players. They usually idolize Larry Bird.

Uncle JimBob: The problem with the NBA is that they don’t focus on fundamental basketball. That’s why college is better.

by QuaYLAT September 29, 2020

Basketball on ice

A game of basketball with one small twist. (Everyone wears socks) preferably an indoor court because blacktop is not slippery.

James: I heard you guys were playing ball on Saturday!

Tyrone: Yea we were playing some of that basketball on ice. It's crazy!

by Emron cumclot February 28, 2022

Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels

Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023

Greenville basketball

Shitties team in mvl by far. Comb over bum ass coach and his little boy with the same hair cut as daddy and don’t forget the bald spot. Literally 2-22 we own George Washington tho.

Greenville basketball is ass and we never win.

by George Washington the 3rd 78 March 7, 2023

basketball finger

When your finger bends backwards due to a basketball colliding with your finger. This often leads to excruciating pain in that finger.

I passed a basketball to my friend, he's got a basketball finger now.

by BankaiBoi October 24, 2017

basketball shots

A really bad coverup/code name for shots when you realize your RA is in sitting right next to you in the lab.

Girl: "Hey, I have got to go, a couple of my friends are taking shots and I want to go join them."
Unnoticed RA: "You better not be doing that in my hall."
Girl: "Oh... I meant basketball shots."
*Quickly leaves*

by Reallynotnick2 February 24, 2010