authority

Ones ability to do somthing.

The executive branch should decrease its authority to fuck with the black man.

by Meekrok August 27, 2005

authoritah

Actually pronounced "authoritye". (au-THOR-a-tie). See for yourself.

The word 'authority' as spoken in a Southern drawl by the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, as he role-plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.

OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT mah AUTHORITYE!"
KYLE: "Cartman, don't you mean AUTHORITAH?"
CARTMAN: "You have the right to remain silent."

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 20, 2006

authoritah

authoritah (n.) -- The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.

Driver:"...no thank you sir, I'd rather not sign the ticket..."
Pig:"...please step out of the car, I'm placing you under arrest..."
Driver:"...I don't think that you can do that..."
Pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your ass with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)"respect my authoritah"

by Jack's Appendix December 27, 2007

authorize

to become the author of.

I authorized that book, Janie.

by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

authoritive

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.

"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."

by Krys October 2, 2003

authentastic

Authentic taste and smell of food and other things, meaning without any artificial additives; smelling/tasting as it is meant to, without artificial flavoring/aromas

- 'That lasagne was delicious; like my Italian grandmother used to make it. Did you use pre-packaged (herbs) mix?'

- 'No I made it from scratch with fresh herbs from an old recipe; it's really authentastic'

by Lowla1985 October 12, 2011

authorshit

To write something so poorly that it can only be defined as Authorshit.

Conversely a positive response to well crafted work.

"If I have to read anymore of his authorship I think I'll puke."

"That is the authorshit I was looking for."

by Mark James Sands April 9, 2014