atheist

One who won't go to the trouble to investigate that which is easily understandable when thoroughly researched and tested.

John: "Why are you an atheist?"
Justin: "I tried praying for a million dollars but never got it!"
John: "That's not the way it works - Read the scriptures and learn."
Justin: Awww... I don't have time for that crap! Besides, I'm reading 'The Da Vinci Code'!

by Harkup December 21, 2006

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Atheistism is a religion. When we dress we wear hoods to respect out god. Our god is daddy Jake Paul and great uncle Pewdiepie. Our national anthem is “Bitch Lasagna” by Pewdiepie.

Teacher “Take your hood down”
Me “it’s my religion. It’s Atheistism”

by Pewdiepie wannabe March 04, 2019

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Atheist

Someone who has a lack of belief in God/gods. One who has looked at all the evidence and believes the bible to not be a reliable source of evidence for how the universe was created and disagrees with its morals. They understand that the Bible endorses slavery, encourages intolerance, and produces an irrational fear of "hell", a scary fiery place where all those who do not believe will be tortured forever. An atheist believes in his/her own morals and understands that this is their only life and it should not be wasted. They do what they can to make the world a better place to live by referring others to the reliable sources of science and reason. They understand that no one in over 2000 years has proven that there is a god or miracles. They have no loyalty to evolution because Atheists understand that the two are not intertwined. They accept challenges from religious people to read the bible and research the "facts" in it. Finally, they understand that two hands working accomplish much more than 1000 clasped in prayer.

Christian: "I had a headache and I prayed to God and it went away. Explain that!!"
Atheist: "Did you do anything else about it?"
Christian: "Oh yeah, I took that stupid "Aspirin" stuff that scientists have proved to work well to remove headac----whoops."
Atheist: "There you go."

by TruthisMyReligion August 20, 2010

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I`m an atheist
because i`m free
and i dont have 2 live life according to a book
because i have faith in my self and dont have to depend on a higher being because i think broadly and i`m not scared of thinking for myself because religion has killed lots of people and i`m not scared of deing and not going w hell or heaven

the crusades killed lots of people

religion leads to racism aswell
oh and im sick of people who tell me i am doomed
man at least if hell
is full of flames its some place hot u stupid fuck
blow me
i love being an atheist
like or lump it

by ozan July 09, 2006

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