Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013

you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017

bench sitter

Someone who's on a team, but sits on the bench and watches the best players On the team play the game.

He's not a good player he's just a bench sitter.

by Eva7 May 31, 2016

Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

bench mate

It refers to the friend or foe that sits with you with a territorial line dividing your and his/her comfort zone. Any violation of the terms with him/her always results in a war.

Jezz man, there's a guy named jack who's my bench mate, and he really doesn't care about my tiffin.

by googoo_cat May 29, 2020

A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.

That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.

by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020

spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking

My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.

by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021