ASS 

Acidic Saliva Syndrome

causes acidic saliva

Ah! Your saliva burns! You might have ASS.

ASS by Christine Fall February 17, 2009

ass 

a human in disguise

"I'm going to be an ass and rob the bank"

ass by thetree November 29, 2003

ass 

a.) Slang term for the fatty deposits on a person's buttocks. Asses come in various sizes, ranging from 0 (none to speak of) to 10 (morbidly obese), with the average being somewhere around 5 to 7.

b.) A donkey.

c.) An obnoxious or egocentric person.

a.) I have no ass, so I'm trying to find some padded panties.

b.) That ass may look tame, but he packs a wallop.

c.) Tiffany is such an ass. She talks about herself all the time.

ass by MissionDoll November 13, 2004

ASS 

Appetite Suppression Stick. A cigarette

During the fifteen minute break, James went outside to smoke himself an ass.

Damn dude. I only have one ass left. We're going to have to slpit it.

ASS by Zitro715 February 20, 2011

ass 

While gaming, other players may either purposefully or accidentally piss you off. The appropriate thing to do is type "ass" for every time you kill such a player.

NOTE: Use of this word is restricted to pwners!

n00b: "lolcopter! i took ur ammoz"

Pwner: *snipes the n00b* "ass" *picks up the ammo and teabags the n00b*

ass by Commander Twiggy October 13, 2011

Ass 

1.A foolish person
2.What all men cant get enough of
3.J-Lo puts the ASSSS!! in arse

Hav u seen J-Lo's ASS lately! I swear, its gettin BIGGER by the day!!

Ass by Bendover hahahahaha! May 13, 2005

Ass 

When preceeded by the pronoun "the", it creates a powerful description regarding the greatness of something.

Very similiar to "the shit"

Shit, man! That was the ASS!

Ass by Damn Hooligan January 7, 2007