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Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .
"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"
by letsgetcats June 7, 2018
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asexual

Statutory Rape is an asexual sex act considered to be a crime by many. Do you, Masterbate. Asexulal is not acceptable in the Catholic Church. You're Welcome, Too.
by JReverend September 14, 2023
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Asexual

A fish that can have childs without a dangle-lang.
person 1:"Hey that person over there is is pretty cute."
person 2: "I heard they were asexual"
person 1: "oh really what is that?"
person 2: "Someone who isn't attracted to people in a sexual way but can have romantic feelings towards someone"
person 1: "oh wow cool"
by TheMilfFugger July 15, 2021
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Asexual

Asexual people experience no sexual attraction. This however, doesn't mean they cannot experience romantic attraction.
We also strive for world domination, and we WILL succeed.
"I heard that Alex came out as asexual last year."

"No, just 'cause I'm asexual doesn't mean I'm addicted to garlic bread."
by local dyke :) November 20, 2023
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asexual

asexuality is a sexual orientation which concerns people who experience no to little sexual attraction ("ace" in slang).
when considered as a sexual orientation, asexuality is not abstinence or a cause of trauma. but otherwise, some people would just call themselves temporary asexuals in case of abstinences or yeah, for their healing to a trauma period.

just know that asexuality is a spectrum since everyone has a different experience and tastes when it comes to having sexual intercourses. and what i mean by that is that some asexual would masturbate and some not, some asexuals would find sex disgusting and repulsing, while other would not.
-you've never really talked about your girlfriend, am i right ?
-i guess you are
-what about her then ?
-well she's sweet, loving and actually very smart !
-wow girl i'm so happy for you, is she good in bed though ?
-god i'm asexual !
by heresanace July 3, 2022
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What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Asexual

1. Someone not attracted to people by looks and chooses not to partake in reproduction. Sometimes, that is not entirely true, as some may do so for conception of a child or any other reason. This is also known as demisexuality. A common mistake is that asexual's don't want a relationship at all (also known as aroace), but they do, they just want other things than the basics.
2. A sexual orientation
3. An organism that produces without the help of another.
(1 and 2)

P1 - Ria's so cute... would def grind her...
P2 - *ahem you perv* Ria is asexual, I'm not sure if she wants that...
P1 - Dammit, I'll go after Emmy then...
P2 - ...
(3) "Cells have the ability to reproduce asexually."
by Darqie <3 August 24, 2022
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