count chunkula

When a fentanyl user / chunk smoker gets so strung out on chunk dope that they look like a vampire and need to stay out of the sun and smoke chunk dope to survive

Big Jay: Man you seen jerry lately he looks rough since he started smoking bob dope

kevin: the nigga turned into count chunkula

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Count Blabula

Count Blabula: Someone who tries to dominate and/or suck the life out of a conversation.

"I didn't get a word in all night..that guy was a real Count Blabula!"

by Think Peace August 27, 2016

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

Señor Count

Señor Count is the code name for an informant of the opposing side

How did the boss know? It must be Señor Count telling him!

by Cosy Manager May 23, 2023

Ten Count

It is a yaoi.

A really good one actually.
The main characters being Shirotani, who has an acute case of OCD, and Kurose who is trying to cure Shirotani.

It's called Ten Count because Shirotani has to write a list of ten things he dosen't want to do, and by the time he does everything he wrote down, he'll be cured.
But what will happen to the relationship between Shirotani-san and Kurose-kun.

Fujoshi: Ten Count is a really gooooooood book, you should read it.
Some Guy: You recommending some gay shit again?

by Fujoshi Life May 28, 2017