Ten Count

It is a yaoi.

A really good one actually.
The main characters being Shirotani, who has an acute case of OCD, and Kurose who is trying to cure Shirotani.

It's called Ten Count because Shirotani has to write a list of ten things he dosen't want to do, and by the time he does everything he wrote down, he'll be cured.
But what will happen to the relationship between Shirotani-san and Kurose-kun.

Fujoshi: Ten Count is a really gooooooood book, you should read it.
Some Guy: You recommending some gay shit again?

by Fujoshi Life May 28, 2017

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Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts February 14, 2011

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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 05, 2021

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count chunkula

When a fentanyl user / chunk smoker gets so strung out on chunk dope that they look like a vampire and need to stay out of the sun and smoke chunk dope to survive

Big Jay: Man you seen jerry lately he looks rough since he started smoking bob dope

kevin: the nigga turned into count chunkula

by peanut coke plug November 06, 2022

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